Funny Signs

 

Actual Signs: Believe it or Not

 

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

 

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

Blind man driving.

 

Sign over a Gynecologist Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

 

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,  You've come to the right place.

 

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.

 

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip.   Call your plumber.

 

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout.

 

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take

appropriate action.

 

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.

 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

 

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming.

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:.

"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit! Stay

 

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

 

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully.  We'll wait.

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.

 

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck

is full of Political Promises