Witticisms 4

 

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Groucho Marx

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• I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

Greg Norman

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• Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

George W. Bush

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Mariah Carey

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• The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Bertrand Russell

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• You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

George W. Bush

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• I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis

• The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Bob Dole

• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Jason Kidd

• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Marion Barry

• The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.