Witticisms 3

 

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Steven Wright

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Dan Quayle

 

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• It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Sam Levenson

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• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

George Carlin

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• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Harlan Ellison

• I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

Britney Spears

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

George H. W. Bush

• You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

   

• The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Albert Einstein 

• I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Brooke Shields

• If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

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